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Need inspiration to pick a name and number? Choose from any of these Punch You In The Eye "All-Stars":

#2 Nassau (4/2/98)

#11 Rochester (12/11/97)

#17 The Gorge (7/17/98)

#30 Portland, ME (12/30/93)

#31 Portland, OR (3/31/93)

#31 MSG (12/31/95)


Other suggestions include choosing the first version you saw.


This design was last printed in April 2022. Check the order count to see how soon it might print again.

Punch You In The Eye

  • All PHOOTYKITS are made-to-order. Each designs needs to reach Minimum Order Quantities (MOQ) before it can go into production, so all orders are essentially PRE-ORDERS until that MOQ limit (> 7 preorders) is reached.

    Once MOQ is reached for a design, a closing date will be determined for the order window. Only then are payments collected: an email will be sent to that effect with payment instructions. Payment is via Paypal only.

    Only once all payments are collected can production begin. This process takes between 1 and 2 weeks depending on design complexity. Once kits ship, you will receive your USPS tracking number. Shipping times vary greatly, especially in pandemic times. Bide your time and take it slow.

  • Phootykits are authentic soccer jerseys produced in Asia, mainly for athletes of small build. The sizing is therefore significantly smaller (and slimmer) than usual US sizes.

    To help you find a comfortable fit, use these conversion charts : select your usual size in the Mainstream Scale and find the corresponding Phootykits size.


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