Need inspiration to pick a name and number? Choose from any of these Sloth City AFC  "All-Stars":

#7 Darien Lake (8/7/93)

#15 Holmdel (7/15/99)

#20 Roxy (2/20/93)

#22 Crest (3/22/93)

#31 MSG (12/31/95)


Other suggestions include choosing any of the versions you saw (first, best, last)

The Sloth

  • All PHOOTYKITS are made-to-order. Each designs needs to reach Minimum Order Quantities (MOQ) before it can go into production, so all orders are essentially PRE-ORDERS until that MOQ limit (> 7 preorders) is reached.

    Once MOQ is reached for a design, a closing date will be determined for the order window. Only then are payments collected: an email will be sent to that effect with payment instructions. Payment is via Paypal only.

    Only once all payments are collected can production begin. This process takes between 1 and 2 weeks depending on design complexity. Once kits ship, you will receive your USPS tracking number. Shipping times vary greatly, especially in pandemic times. Bide your time and take it slow.

  • Phootykits are authentic soccer jerseys produced in Asia, mainly for athletes of small build. The sizing is therefore significantly smaller (and slimmer) than usual US sizes.

    To help you find a comfortable fit, use these conversion charts : select your usual size in the Mainstream Scale and find the corresponding Phootykits size.